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Per the ad [steepandcheap.com] (allegedly 92% off)
The Stoic Packable Insulated Jacket is a lightweight midlayer you can wear for extra warmth around town, or under your hardshell when you’re skiing laps at your local mountain. It features soft, packable insulation that won’t lose its heat-trapping loft when wet, making it easy to stuff into your suitcase, and convenient for all weather conditions. Stoic equipped it with a hood for extra coverage, and two zippered pockets to stash essentials.