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Amazon has bunch of Epiphone guitars on sale:

Epiphone Les Paul Standard PlusTop PRO [amazon.com] for $ 478.99 (available in Heritage Cherry Sunburst, Translucent Blue and Wine Red)
Epiphone Les Paul Classic Custom PRO Black [amazon.com] for $ 493.99
Epiphone Les Paul Classic Custom PRO White [amazon.com] for $ 490.99